Posts tagged RAproblems
Posts tagged RAproblems
Don’t complain to me about your precious vacation time while I work Thanksgiving Break, haven’t been home in six months, will only get to go home for about a week, and will be broke for the foreseeable future because this job limits the amount of loans I can take out.
Fucking spare me.
Seriously.

Eh? What’s going on?
Oh…it’s a fire alarm.

Then I remember I’m the RA

Fuck. Better put on pants, right?
So I go out in the hall and make sure rezzies be up.

Yeah that’s right rezzies…get yoselves up.
Then I’m just like…wait…this means I get to see my staff!

So I come outside like:

and my staff is like:

And I’m like…

I guess some people just aren’t woken-up-in-the-middle-of-their-beauty-rest types of people…

Residents coming home from the bar on thursday nights…
(Yeah I’m that guy.)
(Source: coitusandcarnage, via mghtymth)
and five minutes later you get a call on your cell phone.
“Hey can you come to room blah blah blah please?”

Never hope that your first big duty night is a quiet one, because if it is, you’ll spend every night after that like it’s your first. Pray for your worst shit to happen in the first couple weeks, because after that, you will be able to face anything.
This nine-year-old printer really did a number on my flyers. Maybe I should…
OH YEAH! Forgot that part.
Hanging them up anyway! Assuming I get around to hanging them up…

I am like overwhelmed as FUCK today.
Labor Day: Yet another time when normal people don’t work and as a result I have to work extra. #HowIsThisAHoliday
AMEN. After this year, the only major holiday I won’t have had work on is New Year’s.
And already rezbrats think it’s okay to rip down my dry campus policy signs.
They do NOT want to see me in bitch RA mode…but if they bring it on themselves, I WILL EAT THEM.


LISTEN TO TYRA.
Too bad they aren’t allowed to have candles…
(Source: whatshouldwecallgaels, via fuckyeahreslife)

For real though.
(EDIT: I would rather take the gnarliest incident over the easiest BCD! Any day!)

Training starts in half an hour
I just added my suitemates on facebook
I just wanna see everyone.
EeEeEeEeE!
Was that the phone? What do I do? Who’s there? Who’s dying? Dah I can’t do this!
I remember my first time.