Res Life Lamentations

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Fire Alarm went off this morning. My thought process:

Eh? What’s going on?

Oh…it’s a fire alarm.

Then I remember I’m the RA

Fuck. Better put on pants, right?

So I go out in the hall and make sure rezzies be up.

Yeah that’s right rezzies…get yoselves up.

Then I’m just like…wait…this means I get to see my staff! 

So I come outside like:

and my staff is like:

And I’m like…

I guess some people just aren’t woken-up-in-the-middle-of-their-beauty-rest types of people…

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@12 AM
RAs:
Doo dee doo finishing a round. Oh look a resident!
Resident:
Oh look the RA! Let me casually turn around and head back into this room.
RAs:
Hmmm that was suspicious...oh well! Doo dee doo finished the round!
@2 AM
RAs:
Doo dee doo going to bed for the night. Oh look a noise violation in that suspicious room.
Residents:
Oh shit! The RA!
ONE TWELVE-PERSON ALCOHOL INCIDENT LATER
RAs:
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Happy Thirsty Thursday, Everyone!
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